Yesterday, the boys and I were in the van headed to drop Jonathan off at a birthday party. We were not late, but there was not a lot of cushion either so I was driving fairly quickly through a green light at an intersection. This intersection was a little higher than the road so I was able to get the van to catch some air and we felt like we were flying for a few milliseconds.
Jonathan said, "Wow, Mom. That felt like a rollercoaster. My penis was flying through the air."
Well. I have nothing to add to that one.
There you go.
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